Posted by
The Crawfish on Monday, November 03, 2008 5:13:53 PM
This week’s edition of The Weekly Claw is being published about 12 hours early, so that the readers of VAJoe can digest it properly before Election Day. Lord knows all real Americans will have severe indigestion come Wednesday if the marxist/socialist wins.
Seventy five years ago, a man of questionable citizenship and zero experience came to power in a nation that was dissatisfied with their current government. He was known as a great orator. He was a community organizer. He used a combination of misleading propaganda and his personal charisma to drive the crowds wild, while stroking his planet-sized ego. He promised great sweeping change. The change that he was really planning, but would not admit in his speeches was clear to see through his own writings and previous statements and deeds. He had as his associates many unsavory and shady characters, including some definite lawbreakers. Those who opposed him were attacked by his minions. He pitted the poor against an evil rich portion of the citizenry, and made boogeymen of that portion of society. We know that this story ended with his nation in ruins, but what will happen to us if we allow history to repeat itself? This comparison even comes with the current version calling for a civilian military force within the nation, similar to what was referred to 75 years ago as The Brown Shirts, or the SA. What is the Civilian National Security Force? And why has the media covered it up?
The Big O, not Oprah…Obama, really does take care of his relatives well, doesn’t he. First was his half-brother living on just a few dollars a month in Kenya. Now, the aunt that he so affectionately describes in one of his books, along with a supposedly long lost uncle, have been located. They live in crrappy public housing in Boston. Of course, the American media refuses to bring forth a story such as this about The Chosen One, so we go to a British paper for the info. The Obamedia also glosses over the fact that she is in this nation ILLEGALLY! Yeah, we can really expect Obama to do something about illegal immigration, can’t we.
Is it just me, or are the rest of you noticing how every issue on which The Chosen One has blatantly stepped in it (2001 radio interview, “spread the wealth”, support for PLO-types, obvious Marxism/socialism…) is labeled as a “phony controversy” by the Obama camp. How can all of this be PHONY if it is all the TRUTH and his own words? Just remember…socialism is NOT really socialism
Of course, Obama has admitted many times that he does indeed have socialist/Marxist leanings. He has carefully cultivated them over the years, and even wrote about them in his memoir, “Dreams From My Father.” Until his race for the White House, everyone he surrounded himself with was from the Marxist/socialist/anarchist school of thought. Bill Sammon must be a racist and perpetrator of phony controversy, because he wrote about it.
Another story out of London, and all The Crawfish can do is LAUGH! The Prophet Algoracle’s minions, The Gorons, were trying to get a Glo-Bull Warming bill pushed through Parliament, when London got hit with their first October snowstorm since 1922. How’s THAT for WARMING, you idjuts?!?! Then there is record October snows in Switzerland and record cold in Florida, and all of this is just in time for Algoracle to go to Florida for the final campaign rallies! Folks, this is better than any television comedy writer could come up with, but it is all true!
Here in the Filthadelphia area, the folks are celebrating the World Series victory by the Phillies. Hey, what’s a celebration in Philly without lots of vandalism and other crime. You stay classy, Philly!
Annenberg. Remember that story? Obama and his good friend, who is just an acquaintance, Terrorist Bill Ayres, had millions of dollars to spend on the Chicago public schools. Most of it got spent on Marxist/socialist “revolutionary” indoctrination. This is part of being a “community organizer.” Well, now, if you have any doubts about Terrorist Bill Ayres and his ideals for education, read this speech from two years ago at the World Education Forum, hosted by that God of Capitalism, Hugo Chavez.
80s sex/style/music “icon” Grace Jones says she “can’t stand” Sarah Palin. My question is….who gives a *#$^%#@ what Grace Jones thinks?
Does anyone believe that an Obama Administration will actually allow freedom of speech to continue if it is of a conservative or pro-military nature? The Democrats have already started to shut it down.
This is rather puzzling. American Jews in America will vote for Obama by about a 3-1 or 4-1 margin, while American Jews in Israel will vote for McCain by a 3-1 margin. I guess folks in Israel don’t want Israel to get sold out to the terrorists, but Jews in America don’t care about Israel.
On the subject of Israel, HERE is the LA Times story about Obama and terrorist spokesperson (and now, of course, a college professor) Rashid Khalidi.
Energy. That issue kinda went away in the middle of this election, didn’t it? For many in America, the prospect of clean coal usage shows great promise for our future. Those folks are assed out in this election since Obama is on the record as saying he will BANKRUPT THE COAL INDUSTRY! Needless to say, the folks in West Virginia are NOT pleased.
From the two-faced politician files….we find (prepare for a shock) Barack Obama! He says he opposes gay marriage, but also opposes California’s Prop 8, which would make gay marriage illegal. Will you make up your mind and quit voting PRESENT?!
A-TEN-HUT!
All of you are hereby ordered to get out there and vote. Remember that all of you vets swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, so that means you can’t vote for Obama and the rest of his Party.
May God have mercy on us all.
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